Raymond Orta, Josh Castro, & Joshua Jay Nieto; May 9th, 2026

May 9th
Ages 17+ and ID required
Two-item minimum order per (from our kitchen menu, bar, or concessions) person from your server required.
General Admission $40
V.I.P. with Meet and Greet $60
Headliner: Raymond Orta
Raymond Orta has been slinging jokes since the age of 8—because while most kids were learning cursive, he was busy slaying crowds. Imagine a child prodigy with the timing of a Vegas headliner and the swagger of a seasoned comic. He’s like one of those genius-level Asian kids with a violin… except his weapon of choice is a microphone, and instead of Mozart, he’s dropping punchlines that leave audiences gasping for air.
Raymond isn’t just funny—he’s a full-blown comedic supernova. His shows are a sensory overload: high-octane impressions, jaw-dropping sound effects, and storytelling so vivid you’ll feel like you're hallucinating. It’s not a performance—it’s a full-body experience that may require medical supervision.
WARNING: This is not comedy for the faint of heart. Audience members have been known to clutch their chests, cry actual tears, slap nearby furniture, and accidentally spit beverages through their noses. One woman reportedly laughed so hard she passed out, lost control of her bodily functions, and had to be carted off in an ambulance. (Yes, this actually happened. Yes, there’s a lawsuit. No, Raymond isn’t liable—there’s a waiver for that now.)
So buckle up. You’re not just going to a comedy show—you’re entering the Raymond Orta Danger Zone™, where the only thing more dangerous than his jokes is the amount of oxygen you’ll burn through laughing.
He’s not just the next big thing—he’s the thing people will lie and say they saw before he blew up. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.
Featuring: Joshua Jay Nieto
Joshua Jay Nieto is a stand-up comedian from New Braunfels, Texas, known for his fearless crowd work, quick wit, and a stage presence that commands attention. His comedy is raw, relatable, and always real, blending high-energy storytelling with moments that catch audiences off guard in the best way.
Joshua has toured nationwide with the Teachers Gone Bad Tour and headlined comedy clubs across the country. He has shared the stage with some of the biggest names in comedy, including Gabriel “Fluffy” Iglesias, Raymond Orta, Chingo Bling, and La Chona E, earning a reputation as one of the most exciting voices in Texas comedy.
He’s not just telling jokes. He’s creating an experience that sticks with you long after the lights come up.
Hosted by: Josh Castro
What makes Josh Castro unique is his view of the world through a comedic lens of a 3rd generation Mexican-American, bringing a new generation of Mexican culture awareness to light. Born and raised in El Paso TX, a border town, growing up was weird: “I’m too white to be Mexican, I’m too Mexican to be white.” As a kid, Josh was picked on by local “Cholo” bullies but quickly learned how to avoid fighting and conflicts with humor. Josh realized he had a gift for comedy. Josh has been a semi-finalist in both the Funniest Person in Austin and Funniest in South Texas. Josh has also opened for comedians such as Paul Rodriguez (Latin Kings of Comedy), Nick Guerra (HBO Latino), and Chingo Bling (Netflix)
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