Scott White; January 18, 2025

January 18th

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Headliner: Scott White

A native of Dearborn, Michigan, Comedian Scott White has been doing stand-up and improv comedy for over 20 years. He has been all over the world doing his comedy and making his mark on the internet. If you are following Scott on any of his activities, you will definitely be taken on a hysterical ride. A resident of Houston, Texas, Scott works with the Comedy Sportz Improv group bringing tons of laughter and audience involvement. Scott has worked on comedy stages across the country with both the BEST and worst comedians in the business. He has also had the pleasure of entertaining our troops in Korea, Japan, and Guam.

You can also hear Scott’s CD, “Dirty White Boy”, on XM Satellite Radio. Make sure you also read up on his different venture blogs on his Patreon Page! Read up about his text messages from his dad called "The Bulldog Chronicles."

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Joshua Nieto & Irma Ruiz; January 25, 2025, 4:30pm Matinee

January 25th

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4:30 pm show
BAD NEWS for Teachers across the country! The Teachers Gone Bad Comedy Show will be in Bastrop, TX.

📚This comedy show is not kid-friendly and those easily offended should not attend.
🚌Topics are mostly embarrassing and school- related, but in addition, we do discuss the hilariousness of family, parenthood, dating, marriage and other life experiences on stage.👩‍🏫Every single Teachers Gone Bad Show has been sold out or close to it!📐Teachers look to us to say the things on stage that they wish they could say on campus. And since some of the comedians are former teachers, they let it all out. 🍎NO HOLDING BACK! No fear of getting fired. How can you get fired if you've already been fired, right?

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Chona E, Irma Ruiz, and Cuzin Berto; January 25, 2025; 8pm

January 25th

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Headliner: Chona E
Joanna Estrada, better known as Chona E, is a dynamic Latina comedian hailing from San Antonio, Texas. Proudly embracing her Mexican heritage, Chona E has gained a devoted following for bringing humor and nostalgia to Hispanic señoras everywhere, highlighted by her beloved elderly character Doña Chona. Making history as the first Latina comedian to host the Tejano Music Awards, she continues to spotlight Latin culture on a national stage. Beyond the laughs, Chona E is a passionate advocate for mental health awareness, weaving relatable anecdotes and uplifting messages into her performances. Whether live or in character, Chona E’s show is an unforgettable celebration of culture, comedy, and community.

Featuring: Irma Ruiz
Irma Ruiz is a former wannabe chola, turned school teacher, turned comedian. Although she's been kicked out of every neighborhood Nextdoor.com group she's joined and is banned from 5 Facebook Mom groups, you can still find her performing in comedy clubs, casinos & festivals in Texas and various locations throughout the nation. Her comedy covers motherhood, education, marriage, family and more. She is the producer of the Teachers Gone Bad Show and even though she doesn't believe in tarot cards, she pretends to in her Tarot Card Comedy Show on VivaLiveTv. Her comedy is not to be missed!

Hosted by: Cuzin Berto
Cuzin Berto is a standup comedian and content creator. He has performed at LOL Improv Comedy Club, Laugh Factory, Chicago, Hyena's, Plano House of Comedy to name a few. Cuzin Bertos Comedy stems from real life situations that he's encountered along with his addictive laugh.
V.I.P. Preferred Seating $50
General Admission $30

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Dezz White; February 1, 2025

February 1st

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Headliner: Dezz White
Dezz White gained his comedy experience from touring and featuringwith nationally known comics like Sheryl Underwood, Chris Rock,Earthquake and Loni Love just to name a few. His unique perspective on life and world issues will keep you laughing and thinking. Often found touring around the country, Dezz has also appeared on BET, HBO, Netflix, and was a finalist in the 2023 Texas Funniest Comic Contest.
Dezz White also spent some time entertaining the masses on morning radio in Houston on KMJQ as Sports Director and the morning show comic. He's released several comedy projects titled My Wife and Her Husband and Product of A Single Parent both streaming on all platforms. Dezz is currently due to release a half hour comedy special in 2024. Standup comedy is his life and his passion.

Jon "PolarBear" Gonzalez & Davey Jackson; February 15, 2025

February 15th

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Headliner: Jon “PolarBear” Gonzalez

Special Event!

$25 General Admission - 76 Available

$35 V.I.P. - (Preferred Seating) 28 Available

$100 V.I.P. Platinum (Front Row Table -2 Seats) 3 Available

Come see Jon “Polar Bear” Gonzalez! Jon’s best known for his White VS Hispanic skits, however Jon first started doing comedy in July of 2011. What started off as making his family laugh on road trips, soon led to him stumbling upon Chris Farley and stand up comedy, which eventually led to him pursuing a full time career in stand up. After getting involved in the local comedy scene in Austin, Jon quickly found success through the release of multiple comedy skits which went viral receiving millions of views on Facebook and shortly after, TikTok. Since then Jon has toured all over the country performing his live standup show while also growing his fan base through social media. He’s currently working on his new hour and is getting it as close to perfection as possible for his new nationwide tour in 2025. Make sure to catch Polar Bear’s live show when he comes through your city. You won’t wanna miss it!

Featuring: Davey Jackson

Davey Jackson is a stand up comedian and content creator based in San Antonio, TX. His real life stories about growing in a homeschool cult and recovering from drug addiction will have you laughing non-stop.

Davey has appeared on the Kill Tony show and performed with numerous popular comedians including Pauly Shore, Tim Dillon, Matt Rife, Mark Normand, Craig Conant, Adam Ray and more!

Davey is also the host of the weekly livestream "Friends with Davey" on his viral YouTube channel and has amassed a large following on social media for his hilarious videos, which have been featured extensively, including appearances on the Daily Wire and various national news programs.

Jesse Peyton; February 22, 2025

February 22nd (Special Event)

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Couples Therapy: A Relationship-Themed Comedy Show
“Couples Therapy” is one of the funniest, longest-tenured stand up comedy shows in the country, hosted by Viral Standup Comedian, Jesse Peyton.
Come experience a night of laughter with your special someone and enjoy this unique, relationship-themed comedy show. This is the perfect show for married couples, newlyweds, or even first dates and singles! And…the audience actually gets to be part of this show! You get to watch the full comedy show and then enjoy a panel of comedians answering relationship questions - submitted by the audience. Come get marriage advice from our “experts” (the comedians) that’s brutally honest and always funny! This is the hottest parody relationship show you’ll ever see! Come enjoy this night of hilarity, LIVE in Bastrop.
**Note: Please be advised that this show is strictly for adults, 21+ and has explicit language and mature content.
www.couplestherapylive.com
18 tickets for VIP for upfront - $40 - General Admission tickets $25

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Raul Sanchez & Tai Nguyen; March 1, 2025

March 1st

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Headliner: Raul Sanchez

Raul Sanchez began doing stand-up comedy shortly after leaving the U.S. Army where he served combat tours in Iraq and Afghanistan as an airborne infantry soldier. He’s been featured as part of the new faces showcase at Montreal's Just For Laughs Comedy Festival. He’s performed at the Moontower Comedy Festival, the San Francisco international comedy competition, and the Boston Comedy festival amongst others, and won the funniest person in Texas competition. in 2017 Raul released an album called “I’m funnier than this,” which rose to number one on the iTunes charts for two weeks. In late 2018 he had a half-hour special on Epix as part of their unprotected sets series and is currently in the process of writing his next hour.

Featuring: Tai Nguyen

Tai Nguyen was born to do comedy. This rising star won the Kill Tony 1 minute set and then went on to perform 5 minutes on the show. Soon after, Tai performed for Comcast during SXSW, The Laughing Skull, Sketch Fest, Out of Bounds Festival. In his Funniest Person in Austin 2016, he blew the roof off of Cap City Comedy and was the audience's favorite comedian for the night. He recently went viral with his Rap Song 'I'm from Pflugerville', his first comedy special 'Pigeon Confetti' was in front of a sold-out crowd at Stateside Paramount. And he just recently released a special titled 'Live from Pflugerville' and was a breakout character in Sam Hyde's Reality show 'Fishtank'.

Tony Deyo; March 8, 2025

March 8th

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Special Event! $20
Headliner: Tony Deyo

Tony Deyo is a stand-up comedian known most notably for his sharp, quick material and near-perfect comedic timing almost certainly gained from his years as a professional symphony musician. New York City’s Village Voice calls him “one of the tightest joke writers in the business.”

In 2013, he made his late-night television debut on CONAN. Within a year, he had added appearances on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, AXS TV’s Gotham Comedy Live, and Comics Unleashed with Byron Allen. His album, “Comedy Road Trip”, landed on the Billboard Magazine comedy chart and debuted as the #1 selling stand-up album on iTunes.

He recently appeared on Jeff Foxworthy’s podcast, “A Comic Mind”, which was named one of the year's best by the New York Post, and can be heard regularly on SiriusXM Satellite Radio.

Luz Pazos; March 15, 2025

March 15th

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Headliner: Luz Pazos

Straight outta the Andes, there’s an unstoppable Peruvian volcano of comedy in the US and her name is Luz Pazos. Luz is on a tear, garnering a finalist spot on Stand Up NBC, featuring on the Kroll Show and Comedy Chingonas on HBOMAX; in addition to winning several comedy competitions like Best Peruvian Female Comic in The 90046 Area Code. She is fast becoming a darling of HBO Max (Comedy Chingonas;The Garcias), regularly performs at The Comedy Store, Improv, Laugh Factory, and many other top venues around the country. Luz also brings her act to festivals across North America such as Ha Comedy festival in San Antonio, SheDot in Toronto, Asheville Comedy Festival in North Carolina, SoCal’s Ventura Comedy Festival, and the All Jane Comedy Festival in Portland, Oregon. Yes, her accent is strong, but her jokes, comedy routines and ability make audiences from all over laugh, are much stronger!

Luz is a beauty queen (well former, very former…but don’t tell her that) and a serious and comedic actress of stage and telenovelas. She arrived in the US from Peru via Italy, where she obtained degrees in theater, literature and “men” that she will most likely never use (except for the ‘men’ part). Her love of wealthy men…I mean, stand up and air conditioning brought her to LA, where she has been cracking up crowds with her unapologetic skewering of American culture to great acclaim. Though her experiences living on different continents have given her a broadened world view, she has never lost sight of what’s personal, real and the really annoying… making her stand up relatable and hilarious. When she’s not rocking crowds, she enjoys life’s simple pleasures like boxing llamas, eating stuffed guinea pig, and tennis.

Turn-ons: shopping and dining with men who aren’t cheap.

Turn-offs: hiking dates. Take her to the mall!

Canice Nnanna & Chris O; March 29, 2025

March 29th

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Teachers Night Live!
This is a comedy night dedicated to educators, in Celebration of teachers both past & present. This event will be hosted by two Teachers turned veteran comedians, Canice Nnanna, the 2024 Houston Funniest Person Contest winner, and Chris O. It’ll be Standup Comedy and include some Interactive Fun like “Funniest Parent Email” & “Tipsy Spelling Bee,” and a special Teacher Spotlight Segment: A humorous storytelling moment from a local teacher, offering a selected educator a chance to shine on stage. There will be plenty of gift cards, giveaways, prizes, & supplies to support our educators in the community.

Canice Nnanna
Canice has appeared on Hulu, MTV, Sway in the Morning Show, CBS Sports Radio, and is a writer for the CW & KPRC networks. He was awarded as one of the 'Funniest Comedians in South Texas.' He is a stand-up comedian, actor, social media personality, television writer, voice-over artist & proud host of the "Black Pop Quiz" gameshow that garners tens of millions of views throughout social media with over 300k followers!
Chris O
Chris Owor is a dynamic stand-up comedian from Houston, Texas, who has established himself in the Los Angeles comedy scene. Beginning his career in 2010, Chris is known for his energetic, animated performances and vivid storytelling. His relatable humor and infectious stage presence bring everyday experiences to life, making him a favorite with audiences nationwide. Now touring across the country, Chris continues to entertain and solidify his place as one of the most engaging comedians around.

K-Von; April 5, 2025

April 5th
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Headliner: K-Von
Special Event!

K-von is known around the world as the most famous half-Persian comedian. Each month, millions of people enjoy his hilarious clips online.

Appearances on his clean “Dry Bar Comedy” specials, NETFLIX, NBC's ‘Last Comic Standing’, and his popular TED Talk showcase his ability to do any show from a charity fundraising event to a Las Vegas late night crowd.

You can currently stream K-von’s new movie Funny Thing About Love where he stars alongside Jon Heder (aka Napoleon Dynamite)

K-von’s first love is stand-up comedy where he tours the globe + signs his new book full of funny stories & great unsolicited advice!

Check him out on K-vonComedy.com or his popular youtube.com/KvonComedy and get tickets to see him LIVE before they sell out!

Daniel Eachus; April 12, 2025

Stand-up Comedy 8pm

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Headliner: Daniel Eachus

Daniel Eachus is a rising star in the comedy world. Even at such a young age, Eachus has the chops of a comedy veteran, and the world is beginning to take notice. Born and raised in Fresno, CA, he was surrounded by farms but didn’t want to smell raisins for the rest of his life. So, he turned to comedy to get him out. For college, Daniel’s wish came true, and he left Fresno to study in Long Beach, CA. By day, he was a student. By night, he performed on the stand-up comedy circuit. After just one year of nightly performances, he became the youngest finalist ever in the Funniest Comic in Los Angeles contest.

Daniel’s television career quickly took off when he made it to the finals on Comedy Central’s Up Next, which then led to his second televised appearance on several episodes of FOX & HULU’s Laughs. Since then, Eachus has put out two stand-up albums with 800 Pound Gorilla Records that have been playing regularly on Sirius XM, Spotify, iTunes, and Pandora. And his debut Dry Bar Comedy special A Mild and Skinny Guy now has over a million total views!

But doing stand-up is simply not enough for Daniel (he demands more, dang-it!). Eachus launched his writing career by co-writing LOL Network’s Dead House (produced by comedy giant Kevin Hart). In 2021, he solidified himself as a bona fide author with the release of his first book of comedic short stories titled A Day at the Zoo in 2062 (available now on Amazon).

But that’s not all! Eachus also acts (that’s right, ladies). Daniel has starred in 22 national television commercials - advertising everything from Dollar Shave Club to ESPN to Fruit of the Loom underwear and the holy grail of commercial acting, Oscar Mayer. His first movie appearance came in 2022, with a lighthearted role in the Paramount+ film Amy and Peter Are Getting Divorced.

Daniel is also single.

Quinn Dale; April 26, 2025, 7pm and 9:30pm Shows

April 26th

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Headliner: Quinn Dale

Special Event!

7 and 9: 30 pm

Step into the comedic world of Quinn Dale, a trailblazer who's redefining laughter with his unparalleled wit and daring humor! Boasting over a million social media followers, Quinn's razor-sharp take on race and politics has catapulted him into the spotlight and earned him a coveted development deal with 20th Century Fox.

Originally from the heartland of Minnesota, Quinn's journey through Colorado and Arizona has shaped a comedy style that resonates with audiences of all backgrounds. Now a resident of the entertainment capital, Los Angeles, Quinn is ready to deliver a comedy experience like no other.

With appearances on The Tonight Show, Showtime, Comedy Central, Lopez Tonight, and Carson Daly, Quinn's comedic prowess has been recognized on some of the biggest stages in the industry. His material transcends age and ethnicity, making each show a celebration of shared laughter.

However, what truly sets Quinn apart is his uncanny ability for improvisational crowd work. Be prepared for a night of spontaneous and uproarious interactions as Quinn engages with the audience in ways you never thought possible.

If you're looking for a comedy show that goes beyond the ordinary, Quinn is the ticket to an unforgettable evening. Join the ranks of dedicated fans who keep coming back for more of Quinn's comedic brilliance. Purchase your tickets now and get ready for a night of laughter, surprises, and an extraordinary comedy experience!