Brian Longwell & Bobby Smith; December 13th, 2025

December 13th

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Headliner: Brian Longwell
Brian Longwell worked for years as a professional comedian at venues in the US and has toured the UK. Combined his corporate background with his comedy experience and now give “presentations” using an old style overhead projector with stick figure drawings with his parody of a motivational speaker “How to be Successful”.

Finalist for the Andy Kaufman award in the NY Comedy Fest, proclaimed a Edinburgh Festival top 10 by the London Times, a finalist in the Boston Comedy festival, regularly headlines at the Comedy Studio in Cambridge, MA, and other venues with his unique act.
Featuring: Bobby Smith IV Bobby Smith IV aka B Smitty is one of San Antonio's premiere comedians and Co-Owner of San Antonio's First Black Owned Comedy Club. (Only 7 in the nation) He has experienced the ups and downs of a comedian and business owner and uses each experience as a way to teach through humor. Bobby feels Simple is more especially when it comes to Comedy. With his detailed characters, pinpoint delivery and unpredictable punchlines, his shows take you on a unique, yet hilarious journey of people, places and life. Bobby's unique style of humor is appealing to ALL AUDIENCES.

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Tony Pepperoni, Tito Garza, Kandyce August; December 20th, 2025

December 20th

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Triple Headliner Show

Kandyce August
With a knack for lighting up stages and bringing laughter to audiences nationwide, Kandyce is a seasoned comedian known for her undeniable presence and razor-sharp wit.

Having graced over three dozen premier comedy festivals across the United States and even making waves in Canada, Kandyce’s comedic charm knows no bounds. Her performances are a testament to her ability to effortlessly captivate audiences of all backgrounds.

Kandyce has shared the stage with comedy heavyweights like Guy Torrey, Mark Normand, and the electrifying Theo Von, earning her a reputation as a trusted opener who sets the perfect tone for a night of laughter.

In 2023, Kandyce’s talent shone brightly as she made waves as a finalist in The Big Sky Comedy Festival, showcasing her ability to stand out among the best in the industry.

Get ready to be entertained, inspired, and, most importantly, doubled over with laughter as Kandyce brings her unique brand of humor to the stage!

Tito Garza

Tito Garza is a comedian based in Austin. He has spent years on stage cracking audiences up with his playful irreverence. From unique takes on current events to engaging stories about his dumb life, he consistently delivers an engaging performance that is never short on punchlines. Tito has been featured in multiple prestigious comedy clubs around the country. He has also been seen on funny or die, NYCF and SXSW.

Tony Pepperoni

Tony Pepperoni became a fan favorite on the hit podcast Kill Tony, where his outrageous persona and relentless joke style earned him a national following. He’s taken that momentum from the stage in Austin to clubs across the country, delivering an unpredictable, high-energy act that keeps crowds doubled over.

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Scott Hardy; December 27th, 2025

December 27th

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Headliner: Scott Hardy
A veteran of stand up comedy, Scott Hardy has performed in comedy clubs, colleges, corporate events, cruise ships…basically, anything that starts with the letter “C”. He’s opened for Jimmy Buffett, Dolly Parton, Mel Torme, Chicago, and many more. Scott has worked closely with The Ellen Degeneres Show for the past 6-7 years making sure his Nana, Gladys Hardy, gets through loud and clear to Ellen. Some even speculate that Scott is Gladys!
His shows are consistently positive, and his material is proven, but you never know quite where he’s going to go.“I love improvisation and discovering the funniest moments with the audience. After 27 years of performing stand up, this is how I’ve never grown tired of my own act. Also, just as impressive, is how I've managed to successfully remain undiscovered!"

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Luz Pazos; February 14th, 2026

February 14th, 2026

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Headliner: Luz Pazos Straight outta the Andes, there’s an unstoppable Peruvian volcano of comedy in the US and her name is Luz Pazos. Luz is on a tear, appearing on America's Got Talent, garnering a finalist spot-on Stand-Up NBC, featuring on the Kroll Show and Comedy Chingonas on HBOMAX; in addition to winning several comedy competitions like Best Peruvian Female Comic in the 90046 Area Code. She is fast becoming a darling of HBO Max (Comedy Chingonas; The Garcias), regularly performs at The Comedy Store, Improv, Laugh Factory, and many other top venues around the country. Luz also brings her act to festivals across North America such as Ha Comedy festival in San Antonio, SheDot in Toronto, Asheville Comedy Festival in North Carolina, SoCal’s Ventura Comedy Festival, and the All Jane Comedy Festival in Portland, Oregon. Yes, her accent is strong, but her jokes, comedy routines and ability make audiences from all over laugh, are much stronger! Luz is a beauty queen (well former, very former…but don’t tell her that) and a serious and comedic actress of stage and telenovelas. She arrived in the US from Peru via Italy, where she obtained degrees in theater, literature and “men” that she will most likely never use (except for the ‘men’ part). Her love of wealthy men…I mean, stand up and air conditioning brought her to LA, where she has been cracking up crowds with her unapologetic skewering of American culture to great acclaim. Though her experiences living on different continents have given her a broadened world view, she has never lost sight of what’s personal, real and the really annoying… making her stand up relatable and hilarious. When she’s not rocking crowds, she enjoys life’s simple pleasures like boxing llamas, eating stuffed guinea pig, and tennis.Turn-ons: shopping and dining with men who aren’t cheap.Turn-offs: hiking dates. Take her to the mall!

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