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Headliner: Joshua Jay Nieto
Joshua is a stand-up comedian from New Braunfels, Texas, known for his fearless crowd work, sharp punchlines, and the kind of energy that takes over a room. He has performed on the Teachers Gone Bad tour, headlined comedy clubs across the country, and is set to tape his first comedy special with Laugh After Dark. Nieto's comedy is characterized by his ability to connect with audiences, whether at a comedy club, a corporate event, or a private party. His performances are known for their sharp observational humor and the ability to go completely off the rails, making every show an unforgettable comedic experience.
Feature: Brad Sea Brad Sea is a rising comic who is known for his observations on fatherhood, family, and the absurdities of modern life.
Big Al Gonzales & Patrick Christopher; April 25th, 2026
April 25
Ages 17+ and ID required
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Headliner:Big Al Gonzales Big Al is a “stand-up conversationalist” and Marine Corps veteran. Al won Funniest In South Texas 2018 and was a finalist for Funniest In Texas. He has appeared on TV and film, performing around the country for 20 years. He has toured with comedian Steve Trevino and has appeared on “Kill Tony” several times, receiving the coveted “Big Book”. Feature: Patrick Christopher Patrick is a sit-down drummer who used to rock! Now he’s a stand-up comic who likes to mock. Patrick was a winner of the "Comedy Pays" Comedy Contest hosted by Cedric the Entertainer and was featured on Kill Tony. He has opened for several comedians, including Pablo Francisco and Chingo Bling! Based in San Antonio, you can catch him at Laugh Out Loud, The Riot, and other local clubs.
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Headliner: Jon Stringer
Jon Stringer was born in the early 80s as the youngest of 3 children. Perhaps expectedly, he developed into an incurable attention seeker with a gift for making people laugh. A self-described "late bloomer", Jon would only discover his passion for stand-up comedy on his 30th birthday. Now in his late 30s, he is still channeling his inner child to avoid maturity at all costs. His unique perspective, combined with a commanding stage presence, makes him one of the most sought-after new acts in comedy. Jon’s high-energy and physical style have proven to entertain everywhere he goes: USO tours, College Campuses, Cruises, Corporate Events, and Comedy Clubs nationwide. Only six years into comedy, Jon can be heard regularly on iHeartRadio as well as be seen on Netflix (Chingo Bling's - They Can't Deport Us All). When he performs in your city, SEE HIM LIVE!!! He'll deliver the laughs you deserve and the ab workout you've been avoiding.
Raymond Orta, Josh Castro, & Joshua Jay Nieto; May 9th, 2026
May 9th
Ages 17+ and ID required
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General Admission $40
V.I.P. with Meet and Greet $60
Headliner: Raymond Orta
Raymond Orta has been slinging jokes since the age of 8—because while most kids were learning cursive, he was busy slaying crowds. Imagine a child prodigy with the timing of a Vegas headliner and the swagger of a seasoned comic. He’s like one of those genius-level Asian kids with a violin… except his weapon of choice is a microphone, and instead of Mozart, he’s dropping punchlines that leave audiences gasping for air.
Raymond isn’t just funny—he’s a full-blown comedic supernova. His shows are a sensory overload: high-octane impressions, jaw-dropping sound effects, and storytelling so vivid you’ll feel like you're hallucinating. It’s not a performance—it’s a full-body experience that may require medical supervision.
WARNING: This is not comedy for the faint of heart. Audience members have been known to clutch their chests, cry actual tears, slap nearby furniture, and accidentally spit beverages through their noses. One woman reportedly laughed so hard she passed out, lost control of her bodily functions, and had to be carted off in an ambulance. (Yes, this actually happened. Yes, there’s a lawsuit. No, Raymond isn’t liable—there’s a waiver for that now.)
So buckle up. You’re not just going to a comedy show—you’re entering the Raymond Orta Danger Zone™, where the only thing more dangerous than his jokes is the amount of oxygen you’ll burn through laughing.
He’s not just the next big thing—he’s the thing people will lie and say they saw before he blew up. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.
Featuring: Joshua Jay Nieto Joshua Jay Nieto is a stand-up comedian from New Braunfels, Texas, known for his fearless crowd work, quick wit, and a stage presence that commands attention. His comedy is raw, relatable, and always real, blending high-energy storytelling with moments that catch audiences off guard in the best way. Joshua has toured nationwide with the Teachers Gone Bad Tour and headlined comedy clubs across the country. He has shared the stage with some of the biggest names in comedy, including Gabriel “Fluffy” Iglesias, Raymond Orta, Chingo Bling, and La Chona E, earning a reputation as one of the most exciting voices in Texas comedy.
He’s not just telling jokes. He’s creating an experience that sticks with you long after the lights come up.
Hosted by: Josh Castro
What makes Josh Castro unique is his view of the world through a comedic lens of a 3rd generation Mexican-American, bringing a new generation of Mexican culture awareness to light. Born and raised in El Paso TX, a border town, growing up was weird: “I’m too white to be Mexican, I’m too Mexican to be white.” As a kid, Josh was picked on by local “Cholo” bullies but quickly learned how to avoid fighting and conflicts with humor. Josh realized he had a gift for comedy. Josh has been a semi-finalist in both the Funniest Person in Austin and Funniest in South Texas. Josh has also opened for comedians such as Paul Rodriguez (Latin Kings of Comedy), Nick Guerra (HBO Latino), and Chingo Bling (Netflix)
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Chingona Comedy: Lotería Edition is not your average comedy show—it’s a whole vibe. 🎤✨ Get ready for a night of hilarious stand-up mixed with interactive Lotería games, where you can laugh, play, and maybe even win some prizes. Celebrating Latino culture, strong chingona energy, and big girls’ night-out vibes, this show brings together bold comedians who keep it real, raunchy, and ridiculously funny. Bring your amigas, grab a drink, and come ready to laugh your ass off. It’s comedy. It’s Lotería. It’s a damn good time. 💃
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Headliner: Claude Stuart From packing comedy venues across the globe to regular television appearances on shows like “The Tonight Show” and “Last Comic Standing”, veteran comedian Claude Stuart has come a long way from his down-home southern roots. By his own admission, he was “paddled on more than one occasion for being the class clown.” Claude’s explosive, in-your-face, rapid-fire, madman stage style is truly an exhilarating assault on the senses and has evoked comparisons to golden era physical comedians such as Steve Martin, Robin Williams, and Jim Carrey. Claude’s unique brand of Don Rickles-esque crowd interaction, coupled with clever and well-written jokes, makes him not only the world’s first physical insult comedian…but a “comedy triple threat”!
Claude has appeared on “That 70s Show”, “Scrubs”, “The Late, Late Show”, “Will & Grace”, “Comics Unleashed”, “Agent Carter”, “Melissa & Joey”, “Last Man Standing” with Tim Allen, “The Best Damn Sports Show, Period!”, “Oblivious!”, “Talk Soup”, and as a regular on “The Bob and Tom Show”. He has been in feature films such as Starship Troopers, Man On The Moon, and Adam Carolla’s Road Hard. He also created a show for The Tennis Channel that he wrote and hosted called “Game, Set & Laugh!”
Claude most recently co-created and starred in the critically acclaimed sketch series “High Land Parking” on Amazon Prime, and he is a regular performer on The Weather Channel’s “Weather Gone Viral!” Claude has also been writing for the popular comedy game show “Funny You Should Ask” starring Howie Mandel, Tiffany Haddish, Louie Anderson and Jon Lovitz; and he has gotten over 300 jokes on the air. Feature: Roger Ramirez Roger Ramirez (@shhbbyisokay) is a stand-up comedian from Laredo, TX who brings an anxiety-fueled, sharp-witted perspective to the stage. His comedy blends everyday observations, personal stories, and just enough chaos to keep audiences on their toes.
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Headliner: Chingo Bling
Chingo bling can be called a lot of things; A rapper, actor, producer, comedian, and social media phenomenon are just but a few of them. At the core of it all, you can call him an entertainer.
Chingo bling found his calling when he started broadcasting on his college radio station. He loved the idea of speaking to large audiences and made it his mission to be heard and seen by as many people as possible. He also found a knack for creating music, so he focused his efforts on building a career in music and was signed to a major record label. With a now sizable street cred, he began to explore his comedic voice. He launched his YouTube page and created his social media presence as a way for him to showcase his unique Mexican-American humor. In celebrating this, his star has grown and is just now beginning to shine.
Due to popular demand, he has hit the road and bringing live, stand-up comedy to sold out showrooms all over the USA. Chingo bling has also filmed his first comedy special for the mitú network that is now streaming on Netflix.
Featuring: Javi Luna Javi Luna is a nationally touring, award-winning comedian. He started doing stand-up in 2011 and after winning and making impressive showings in multiple statewide contests he was invited to join the Latin Comedy Jam tour alongside legends like Paul Rodriguez, Willie Barcena, Steve Trevino, Shayla Rivera, Aida Rodriguez, and fellow up and comers Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda, and others. In 2016 Javin began touring as the featured act and contributing writer for Rapper turned comedian, Chingo Bling. Over a decade of touring he has garnered a loyal fan base. His first album "Straight Outta Corpus: Jokes I Used to Tell and A Few I Stil Do" and his first special " Javi Luna: Not For Everybody" have gained him even more traction as a solo performer and following that is waiting for the chance to see the "original gordito" live.
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Headliner: Jesse Peyton
Houston native and charismatic comedian, Jesse Peyton has performed over 2000 live shows and headlined at top clubs all over the country. This viral sensation has over A MILLION followers on Social Media. Jesse has been featured nationally, opening up for mega-comics Donnell Rawlings, Eddie Griffin, and Steve Trevino. He’s appeared on Sirius XM Radio’s Shade 45, performing live at Caroline’s on Broadway as a national finalist for the Sway in the Morning Show’s Comedy Search in 2018.
Jesse was a runner-up in 2019 in the prestigious Funniest Comic in Texas competition, and he placed first in all of Houston. Jesse has made regular appearances on Fox, Blaze TV, and iHeartRadio.
Jesse begins 2026 in his 7th year co-headlining the Unapologetic Tour with Chad Prather, and headlining his own tours, “Couples Therapy” and “Right Side of Comedy.”
Performing in more than 100 cities a year, don’t miss the chance to see Jesse live and witness first-hand why this comedy star is taking the country by storm with his fast-paced, witty, and energetic talent.
