Jon "PolarBear" Gonzalez & Davey Jackson; February 15, 2025

February 15th

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March 15th
Headliner: Jon “Polar Bear” Gonzalez Special Event!$25 General Admission - $35 V.I.P. - (Preferred Seating) $100 V.I.P. Platinum (Front Row Table -2 Seats) Come see Jon “Polar Bear” Gonzalez! Jon’s best known for his White VS Hispanic skits, however Jon first started doing comedy in July of 2011. What started off as making his family laugh on road trips, soon led to him stumbling upon Chris Farley and stand up comedy, which eventually led to him pursuing a full time career in stand up. After getting involved in the local comedy scene in Austin, Jon quickly found success through the release of multiple comedy skits which went viral receiving millions of views on Facebook and shortly after, TikTok. Since then Jon has toured all over the country performing his live standup show while also growing his fan base through social media. He’s currently working on his new hour and is getting it as close to perfection as possible for his new nationwide tour in 2025. Make sure to catch Polar Bear’s live show when he comes through your city. You won’t wanna miss it!

Featuring: Aaron Cheatham Aaron Cheatham is a standup comedian, out of Austin, TX! Over the past decade he's performed at festivals, clubs, and rehabs all over the country. His first stand up special, Family Man, is streaming on YouTube now!

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Jesse Peyton; February 22, 2025

February 22nd (Special Event)

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Couples Therapy: A Relationship-Themed Comedy Show
“Couples Therapy” is one of the funniest, longest-tenured stand up comedy shows in the country, hosted by Viral Standup Comedian, Jesse Peyton.
Come experience a night of laughter with your special someone and enjoy this unique, relationship-themed comedy show. This is the perfect show for married couples, newlyweds, or even first dates and singles! And…the audience actually gets to be part of this show! You get to watch the full comedy show and then enjoy a panel of comedians answering relationship questions - submitted by the audience. Come get marriage advice from our “experts” (the comedians) that’s brutally honest and always funny! This is the hottest parody relationship show you’ll ever see! Come enjoy this night of hilarity, LIVE in Bastrop.
**Note: Please be advised that this show is strictly for adults, 21+ and has explicit language and mature content.
www.couplestherapylive.com
18 tickets for VIP for upfront - $40 - General Admission tickets $25

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Raul Sanchez & Tai Nguyen; March 1, 2025

March 1st

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Headliner: Raul Sanchez

Raul Sanchez began doing stand-up comedy shortly after leaving the U.S. Army where he served combat tours in Iraq and Afghanistan as an airborne infantry soldier. He’s been featured as part of the new faces showcase at Montreal's Just For Laughs Comedy Festival. He’s performed at the Moontower Comedy Festival, the San Francisco international comedy competition, and the Boston Comedy festival amongst others, and won the funniest person in Texas competition. in 2017 Raul released an album called “I’m funnier than this,” which rose to number one on the iTunes charts for two weeks. In late 2018 he had a half-hour special on Epix as part of their unprotected sets series and is currently in the process of writing his next hour.

Featuring: Tai Nguyen

Tai Nguyen was born to do comedy. This rising star won the Kill Tony 1 minute set and then went on to perform 5 minutes on the show. Soon after, Tai performed for Comcast during SXSW, The Laughing Skull, Sketch Fest, Out of Bounds Festival. In his Funniest Person in Austin 2016, he blew the roof off of Cap City Comedy and was the audience's favorite comedian for the night. He recently went viral with his Rap Song 'I'm from Pflugerville', his first comedy special 'Pigeon Confetti' was in front of a sold-out crowd at Stateside Paramount. And he just recently released a special titled 'Live from Pflugerville' and was a breakout character in Sam Hyde's Reality show 'Fishtank'.

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Tony Deyo; March 8, 2025

March 8th

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Special Event! $20
Headliner: Tony Deyo

Tony Deyo is a stand-up comedian known most notably for his sharp, quick material and near-perfect comedic timing almost certainly gained from his years as a professional symphony musician. New York City’s Village Voice calls him “one of the tightest joke writers in the business.”

In 2013, he made his late-night television debut on CONAN. Within a year, he had added appearances on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, AXS TV’s Gotham Comedy Live, and Comics Unleashed with Byron Allen. His album, “Comedy Road Trip”, landed on the Billboard Magazine comedy chart and debuted as the #1 selling stand-up album on iTunes.

He recently appeared on Jeff Foxworthy’s podcast, “A Comic Mind”, which was named one of the year's best by the New York Post, and can be heard regularly on SiriusXM Satellite Radio.

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Cody Woods; March 15, 2025

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Headliner: Cody Woods
Cody Woods has appeared on Hulu, Season 3 of Comedy Central’s Hart of the City, The Comedy Shaq Network, as well as the Emmy nominated show, Mind Field. Woods had aspirations of being a comedian at the age of five. Coming from a bleak upbringing with a single mother in a trailer, Woods frequently switched schools while often finding himself being the ethnic minority in his classes and used his humor to win friends and prevent bullying. Over the years Woods opened for Dave Attell, Paul Mooney, Tom Segura, Bruce Bruce, Charlie Murphy, Steve O, Todd Glass, and many more. In 2014 Woods toured for the USO entertaining the troops in Japan as well as the NACA college circuit. In 2015 he was a finalist in the Cabo San Lucas Comedy Festival. In 2019 he was hand picked by Kevin Hart to showcase on Comedy Central. In 2024 Cody Woods won the World Series of Comedy Competition.

Jay Moreno & Ali Musa; March 22, 2025

March 22nd

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Special Event! $20

Headliner: Jay Moreno
Jay Moreno is a Puerto Rican comedian born and raised in New Jersey. He started his comedy career in 2008 and quickly became a local favorite doing shows from New York and New Jersey throughout the Tri-State Area. After a short hiatus and a move to Miami, FL he made a name for himself in theexplosive and quickly-growing Miami comedy scene. His animated, highly-physical, witty and sometimes dark comedic style has become a crowd favorite throughout the country. Moreno is the creator of the Boricua Comedy Tour - a showcase of the country’s best Puerto Rican comics.
Featuring: Ali Musa
Ali Musa is a stand up comedian who has been bringing his high energy and unique sense of humor to stages since 2011. A Libyan American raised in Arizona quickly became a disruptive class clown as a kid. He channeled that energy into stand up, and has now opened for names like Joey Coco Diaz, Doug Stanhope, & Maz Jobrani. He was voted best comedian in Tucson, Arizona in 2020 before moving out to Austin, Texas. He’s known for his spot on impressions and his 6 Kill Tony appearances that have spawned several viral videos. He has a Weekly Podcast “The Ali USA Podcast” available on all podcast platforms.

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Jerry Wayne Longmire; March 29, 2025

March 29th
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Headliner: Jerry Wayne Longmire
Jerry Wayne Longmire is a veteran stand up comic, creator of original viral content, and well known internet personality. As a seasoned performer based out of Houston who performs for the troops overseas, he delivers dynamic performances in intimate comedy club settings and theater venues, as well as writes and creates 100% original social media content. With over a million followers across social platforms, you may recognize Jerry from one of his viral series' like the witty, sometimes frighteningly insightful “Truck Astrology,” the carefully crafted garage antics of the men of “Shoptalk,” and the hilariously relatable and refreshingly vulnerable podcast “The Reckon Yard,” or from his most recent comedy special of the same name. His playful, relatable brand of storytelling and signature twang reminiscent of an East Texas junkyard upbringing effortlessly draws in audiences and captivates people of all lifestyles and backgrounds alike.

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K-Von; April 5, 2025

April 5th
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Headliner: K-Von
Special Event!

K-von is known around the world as the most famous half-Persian comedian. Each month, millions of people enjoy his hilarious clips online.

Appearances on his clean “Dry Bar Comedy” specials, NETFLIX, NBC's ‘Last Comic Standing’, and his popular TED Talk showcase his ability to do any show from a charity fundraising event to a Las Vegas late night crowd.

You can currently stream K-von’s new movie Funny Thing About Love where he stars alongside Jon Heder (aka Napoleon Dynamite)

K-von’s first love is stand-up comedy where he tours the globe + signs his new book full of funny stories & great unsolicited advice!

Check him out on K-vonComedy.com or his popular youtube.com/KvonComedy and get tickets to see him LIVE before they sell out!

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Daniel Eachus; April 12, 2025

Stand-up Comedy 8pm

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April 12th (2025)

Headliner: Daniel Eachus

Daniel Eachus is a rising star in the comedy world. Even at such a young age, Eachus has the chops of a comedy veteran, and the world is beginning to take notice. Born and raised in Fresno, CA, he was surrounded by farms but didn’t want to smell raisins for the rest of his life. So, he turned to comedy to get him out. For college, Daniel’s wish came true, and he left Fresno to study in Long Beach, CA. By day, he was a student. By night, he performed on the stand-up comedy circuit. After just one year of nightly performances, he became the youngest finalist ever in the Funniest Comic in Los Angeles contest.

Daniel’s television career quickly took off when he made it to the finals on Comedy Central’s Up Next, which then led to his second televised appearance on several episodes of FOX & HULU’s Laughs. Since then, Eachus has put out two stand-up albums with 800 Pound Gorilla Records that have been playing regularly on Sirius XM, Spotify, iTunes, and Pandora. And his debut Dry Bar Comedy special A Mild and Skinny Guy now has over a million total views!

But doing stand-up is simply not enough for Daniel (he demands more, dang-it!). Eachus launched his writing career by co-writing LOL Network’s Dead House (produced by comedy giant Kevin Hart). In 2021, he solidified himself as a bona fide author with the release of his first book of comedic short stories titled A Day at the Zoo in 2062 (available now on Amazon).

But that’s not all! Eachus also acts (that’s right, ladies). Daniel has starred in 22 national television commercials - advertising everything from Dollar Shave Club to ESPN to Fruit of the Loom underwear and the holy grail of commercial acting, Oscar Mayer. His first movie appearance came in 2022, with a lighthearted role in the Paramount+ film Amy and Peter Are Getting Divorced.

Daniel is also single.

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Quinn Dale; April 26, 2025, 7pm and 9:30pm Shows

April 26th

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Headliner: Quinn Dale

Special Event!

7 and 9: 30 pm

Step into the comedic world of Quinn Dale, a trailblazer who's redefining laughter with his unparalleled wit and daring humor! Boasting over a million social media followers, Quinn's razor-sharp take on race and politics has catapulted him into the spotlight and earned him a coveted development deal with 20th Century Fox.

Originally from the heartland of Minnesota, Quinn's journey through Colorado and Arizona has shaped a comedy style that resonates with audiences of all backgrounds. Now a resident of the entertainment capital, Los Angeles, Quinn is ready to deliver a comedy experience like no other.

With appearances on The Tonight Show, Showtime, Comedy Central, Lopez Tonight, and Carson Daly, Quinn's comedic prowess has been recognized on some of the biggest stages in the industry. His material transcends age and ethnicity, making each show a celebration of shared laughter.

However, what truly sets Quinn apart is his uncanny ability for improvisational crowd work. Be prepared for a night of spontaneous and uproarious interactions as Quinn engages with the audience in ways you never thought possible.

If you're looking for a comedy show that goes beyond the ordinary, Quinn is the ticket to an unforgettable evening. Join the ranks of dedicated fans who keep coming back for more of Quinn's comedic brilliance. Purchase your tickets now and get ready for a night of laughter, surprises, and an extraordinary comedy experience!

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