Chingo Bling; July 26, 2025

July 26th

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Headliner: Chingo Bling

Chingo bling can be called a lot of things; A rapper, actor, producer, comedian, and social media phenomenon are just but a few of them. At the core of it all, you can call him an entertainer.

Chingo bling found his calling when he started broadcasting on his college radio station. He loved the idea of speaking to large audiences and made it his mission to be heard and seen by as many people as possible. He also found a knack for creating music, so he focused his efforts on building a career in music and was signed to a major record label. With a now sizable street cred, he began to explore his comedic voice. He launched his YouTube page and created his social media presence as a way for him to showcase his unique Mexican-american humor. In celebrating this, his star has grown and is just now beginning to shine.

Due to popular demand, he has hit the road and bringing live, stand-up comedy to sold out showrooms all over the USA. Chingo bling has also filmed his first comedy special for the mitú network that is now streaming on Netflix.

Featuring: Javi Luna

Javi Luna is a nationally touring, award-winning comedian. He started doing stand-up in 2011 and after winning and making impressive showings in multiple statewide contests he was invited to join the Latin Comedy Jam tour alongside legends like Paul Rodriguez, Willie Barcena, Steve Trevino, Shayla Rivera, Aida Rodriguez, and fellow up and comers Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda, and others. In 2016 Javin began touring as the featured act and contributing writer for Rapper turned comedian, Chingo Bling. Over a decade of touring he has garnered a loyal fan base. His first album "Straight Outta Corpus: Jokes I Used to Tell and A Few I Stil Do" and his first special " Javi Luna: Not For Everybody" have gained him even more traction as a solo performer and following that is waiting for the chance to see the "original gordito" live.

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MJ Moody & Ellis Aych; August 2, 2025

August 2nd

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Headliner: MJ Moody
MJ Moody is a DFW local favorite, he is originally from Augusta GA, and got his start in comedy after retiring from the US Navy. He has been doing comedy for over 10 years and rose through the ranks of quickly. With his prior military experience, time in Iraq and family life he never runs out of material. MJ is a featured performer at the Hyenas comedy club, and has featured / headlined at venues all over. He has shared the stages with the likes of Steven Michael Quezada (Breaking Bad) Dante (The Last Comic Standing) and Dean Edwards (SNL). He is a semi-finalist in the Funniest Comic in Texas competition, and just recently got off tour with William Lee Martin.

Featuring: Ellis Aych
Ellis Aych, a rising comedian from Austin, TX, has quickly established himself in the Texas comedy scene. As a former regular on Kill Tony, the world’s largest comedy podcast, Ellis has gained exposure to a global audience. In 2022/2023, he opened for Steve Treviño at the Steve Treviño Podcast Charity Event and co-produced and co-headlined his show, "Lunch Hour," at Austin's Vulcan Gas Company alongside Hans Kim. He was also a finalist in the Kenan Thompson Presents Comedy Showcase in San Antonio.
Ellis has also featured for notable comedians such as Nate Jackson, Sammy Obeid, and Omar Gooding at the prestigious Tower Theater in Fresno, California; and has opened up for Steve Trevino, Sara Weinshenk, and Kim Congdon. Ellis has headlined/performed at top Texas comedy clubs, including Hyena's Comedy Club, Dallas Comedy Club, Rozco’s Comedy Club, Fallout Theater, Upstage Comedy Lounge, and LOL Comedy Club, making him a standout performer in the region.

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Julie Drake & Josh Castro; August 9, 2025

August 9th

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Headliner: Julie Drake
California born and Oklahoma raised Julie Drake is an up and coming stand up comedian known for sharp wit and sarcasm on everything from pop culture, dating, single parenting and anything else she can make fun of. With her kids grown, she decided to use her newfound free time to pursue her lifelong dream of performing stand up comedy. After raising kids, having people actually want to listen to her was an exciting prospect! She's performed at the Ladies Laugh Comedy Festival and opened up for some her of favorite comics which include Brian Regan, Taylor Tomlinson, Sam Morril, Tim Meadows, and Dave Attell. She performs regularly at clubs and colleges across the country.

Featuring: Josh Castro What makes Josh Castro unique is his view of the world through a comedic lens of a 3rd generation Mexican-American, bringing a new generation of Mexican culture awareness to light. Born and raised in El Paso TX, a border town, growing up was weird: “I’m too white to be Mexican, I’m too Mexican to be white.” As a kid, Josh was picked on by local “Cholo” bullies but quickly learned how to avoid fighting and conflicts with humor. Josh realized he had a gift for comedy. Josh has been a semi-finalist in both the Funniest Person in Austin and Funniest in South Texas. Josh has also opened for comedians such as Paul Rodriguez (Latin Kings of Comedy), Nick Guerra (HBO Latino), and Chingo Bling (Netflix).

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Danny Ingle & Brad Sea; August 16th, 2025

August 16th

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Headliner: Danny Ingle
Danny has been doing his brand of stand-up comedy for more than 20 years. He’s performed at comedy clubs and special venues throughout the United States. He’s also taken the stage on international cruise lines. Danny’s especially proud and honored to have performed for our troops overseas.

Featuring: Brad Sea

Brad Sea is a rising comedian out of San Antonio, Texas. Originally from New Orleans, he’s a crowd favorite who blends his wit with a knack for observational storytelling and sharp takes on parenting, relationships, and modern life. Beyond comedy, he’s a full-time father whose dad bod and family struggles inform his performances to the delight of audiences throughout Texas.

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Jesse Peyton; August 23rd 2025

August 23rd

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(Special Event)
Couples Therapy: A Relationship-Themed Comedy Show
“Couples Therapy” is one of the funniest, longest-tenured stand up comedy shows in the country, hosted by Viral Standup Comedian, Jesse Peyton.
Come experience a night of laughter with your special someone and enjoy this unique, relationship-themed comedy show. This is the perfect show for married couples, newlyweds, or even first dates and singles! And…the audience actually gets to be part of this show! You get to watch the full comedy show and then enjoy a panel of comedians answering relationship questions - submitted by the audience. Come get marriage advice from our “experts” (the comedians) that’s brutally honest and always funny! This is the hottest parody relationship show you’ll ever see! Come enjoy this night of hilarity, LIVE in Bastrop.
**Note: Please be advised that this show is strictly for adults, 21+ and has explicit language and mature content.
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Claude Stewart; September 27, 2025

September 27th

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Headliner: Claude Stuart

From packing comedy venues across the globe to regular television appearances on shows like The Tonight Show and Last Comic Standing, veteran comedian Claude Stuart has come a long way from his down home southern roots. By his own admission, he was paddled on more than one occasion for being the class clown. Claude's explosive, in-your-face, rapid-fire, madman stage style is truly an exhilarating assault on the senses and has evoked comparisons to golden era physical comedians such as Steve Martin, Robin Williams, and Jim Carrey. Claude's unique brand of Don Rickles-esque crowd interaction, coupled with clever and well-written jokes, makes him not only the world's first physical insult comedian but a comedy triple threat!

Claude's decision to pursue a career as a comedian was not well received by his family. Born in deep south towboat town, Greenville, Mississippi, Claude's attorney father and school teacher mother were not initially thrilled their only son chose stand-up over law school. Growing up, there was a lot of judgment. Most kids got in trouble; I got cross examined. I would often hear, This is what you did wrong, and here's why, says Claude. Instead of taking the criticism personally, he transformed the experience into the unique style his fans have come to know and love. He likens his comedy to legal arguments focused upon proving a point, which clearly comes from growing up in a family full of lawyers. Now, even his parents agree: Comedy was the right choice.

Claude's natural comedic flair was recognized early on. As a teen, he interned at a local radio station. Though he was not supposed to be on the air, one of the DJs thought he was funny and let him call in as celebrities and random characters. When the boss found out all these voices and jokes were coming from Claude, he offered him a job writing and co-hosting the morning radio show, which was broadcast to 35 cities nationwide. Next, he won the title, Funniest Person at SMU. After a pit stop in Houston where he developed his stand-up act, he naturally ended up in L.A. This led to an extremely successful stand-up career; as well as myriad appearances in feature films and television, including starring with Jay Leno on the wildly popular Undercover Jay skit segment of The Tonight Show.

Many people recognize Claude Stuart from hilarious national commercials he did for products such as Honda, Heineken, Jeep, Grapenuts, Doritos, and even Midol. He has appeared on That 70s Show, Scrubs, The Late, Late Show, Will & Grace, Comics Unleashed, Agent Carter, Melissa & Joey, Last Man Standing with Tim Allen, The Best Damn Sports Show, Period!, Oblivious!, Talk Soup, and as a regular on The Bob and Tom Show. He has been in feature films such as Starship Troopers, Man On The Moon, and Adam Carollas Road Hard. He also created a show for The Tennis Channel that he wrote and hosted called Game, Set & Laugh!

Claude most recently co-created and is starring in the critically acclaimed sketch series High Land Parking on Amazon Prime, and he is a regular performer on The Weather Channels Weather Gone Viral! Claude has also been writing for the popular comedy game show Funny You Should Ask starring Howie Mandel, Tiffany Haddish, Whitney Cummings, Jeffrey Ross, and Jon Lovitz; and he has gotten over 500 jokes on the air.

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Cody Woods; October 25, 2025

October 25th

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Headliner: Cody Woods

Cody Woods has appeared on Hulu, Season 3 of Comedy Central’s Hart of the City, The Comedy Shaq Network, as well as the Emmy nominated show, Mind Field. Woods had aspirations of being a comedian at the age of five. Coming from a bleak upbringing with a single mother in a trailer, Woods frequently switched schools while often finding himself being the ethnic minority in his classes and used his humor to win friends and prevent bullying. Over the years Woods opened for Dave Attell, Paul Mooney, Tom Segura, Bruce Bruce, Charlie Murphy, Steve O, Todd Glass, and many more. In 2014 Woods toured for the USO entertaining the troops in Japan as well as the NACA college circuit. In 2015 he was a finalist in the Cabo San Lucas Comedy Festival. In 2019 he was hand picked by Kevin Hart to showcase on Comedy Central. In 2024 Cody Woods won the World Series of Comedy Competition.